Christmas Songs

I have decided there is an entire category of "Christmas" songs that I can't stand. These are songs about the weather with no mention of Christmas anywhere. Do they play these songs in Australia when it's the middle of summer? How does it make any sense at all to have songs about the weather?

The classic two examples are "Let it Snow" and "Winter Wonderland".

However, the most obnoxious Christmas song of all is "It's Cold Outside". This song (a) is annoying - make the decision, (b)has nothing to do with Christmas, (c) and is played every third song.

I think it's these songs that caused 2/3 of the nation to get walloped with snowstorms this week. Take that!

You smell SOOOOO yummy!

Why on earth would you want to wake up in the morning, take a shower, then put on some cologne to make you smell like hamburgers?

It's one sure-fire way to get the neighborhood dogs to play with you.

I wish they had interviews with the customers...

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