Tool of destruction

I made one of these last night using these instructions and stuff I had in the garage (and pantry).

It's awesome. So many possibilities...

Woohoo!

Simpson's is re-upped through 2008 (season 19)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060320/en_tv_eo/18605

King of the Hill gets another year too.

Woohoo!

Simpson's re-upped through 2008 (season 19).

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060320/en_tv_eo/18605

King of the Hill too.

Psychotronic Mind Control Protection...in Style!

Finally, I can ditch my unsightly AFDB for some stylish EMF protection that doesn't raise all kinds of awkward questions about "security clearances" and "what's wrong with you?" Now I can achieve complete protection, with everything from gloves to sheets and mosquito-canopy faraday cages. Woo-hoo!

Don't delay! Get yours now! Before THEY get a hold of you!

Futurama (supposedly) returns...

My general rule of thumb is never to believe anything I read on forums, but I like Futurama so I choose to believe this:

http://www.billywest.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2011&PN=1

I can see the episode now.

So Isaac Hayes quit South Park because they made fun of Scientologists? I guarantee that this will make for a great future episode where they rip on them again, as will as Isaac Hayes.

http://www.nme.com/news/isaac-hayes/22490

The double standard here is just amazing. Who hasn't South Park ripped on?

No Whammies!

Calif. Plane Crash Kills Ex-TV Host, Wife

Good media rant

Linked from Instapundit:

The Opinionated Bastard: Blaming the Media:

"I want to be able to read the New York Times or watch CNN, or listen to NPR and be able to trust what they're telling me. Since I can't do that, since the media is no longer fulfilling their basic function, I have to blog, and I have to read blogs. It pisses me off, because I had better things to do this decade than be my own news service. I don't like having to read transcripts of press conferences because I can't trust the media to even write down what was said correctly. I don't like having to spend hours finding real experts on the web to analyze how this or that media expert has distorted the facts. I don't like having to pore through the blogs of journalists, soldiers and Iraqi citizens so I can get some inkling of how things are really going, without the hype. Even though I do it, I don't even like having to download the Brookings report once/month in order to see what the numbers say about how the war is going."

THIS IS FUN...

THIS IS FUN TO MAKE A BLOG ON THE COMPUTER WEBSITE.

(This is Thank God Al Gore Invented the Internet Part IV)

Real Life Simpsons

Brilliant.

Data Storage

With the official TinfoilHat seal of approval:

http://www.thebunker.net/our-facilities/data.htm

This would piss me off...

I'm not sure what to think of this. I agree about the stupidity of the low speed limits, but doing something like this is not going to change anybody's mind.

What happens when someone (well, 4 people) try to go the speed limit on I-285


Update: Actually, I'd be much more interested to see the results of one car driving around Atlanta's interstates at the speed limit in the 2nd or 3rd lane... I bet there would be more accidents resulting than from the stunt above.

What if you know both?

This is a pretty entertaining article, with the basic point that Americans have screwed up priorities.

While I agree with the message, I wish they'd leave Homer out of it. Just pick on American Idol.

Oh wait, News Corp protects that show by pretending that it's actually news. Check Friday, they'll be a story about who got voted off. Like I care.

They should be protecting the Simpsons, not TV Karaoke.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,186455,00.html