Please Explain

Why the fork does Congress have anything to with the BCS?

Wyoming Rep. Barbara Cubin, who sits on the subcommittee, told witnesses that the current system discriminates against teams in the Mountain West. The University of Utah Utes, for example, were undefeated last year but were outside the top two spots.

Well, so was Auburn. And they are in a so-called "major conference". If Utah feels that they are being cheated because they are in the Mountain West, then shouldn't Utah take it upon themselves to find another conference? Or pressure Mountain West to be competitive enough to be included in the BCS?

You know, my whole life, I've worked as hard as I possibly could. Unfortunately, I still can't afford that new GV. Maybe Congress should have some hearings with the execs at Gulfstream to find out why guys like me can't afford their products.

At least they realized that there were more important matters they could be addressing. Though, they didn't actually address the more important matters first.

This is just as asinine as Congress caring about steroids in baseball.

I'm just ticked that Congress is wasting my money... that I earned!

Edit: Apparently, that last link doesn't work so well in FireFox.