Laws that are meant to be broken

are stupid. But not as stupid as the lawmakers who made them.

...a parks spokesman told the Daily News that the department hoped police would use some common sense when enforcing the rule.

Look, it's already illegal to be a pedophile, a kidnapper, a stalker, a murderer, an indecent exposurer... Just ban all those people from the park. (Did PPASSCCATAG come up with this?)

Woman Ticketed For Sitting On Park Bench Without Kids (A late addition to yesterday's Nuze reading assignments)

Ya know, most traffic violations are committed by people who are driving, so there should be a law against driving. I'm sure the police will use some common sense when enforcing it...